Barry Louis Polisar — The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath

I think I'm pretty lucky, I'm sure you'll agree 'Cause in my house there's a bath tub you see And in that tub lives a Skatter-Brack Flath Who won't let me take a shower or a bath I grab my robe, my soap and towel; I hear a shriek and a deep, deep howl When Dad tells me, "get in the bath," I tell him all about the Skatter-Brack Flath He's as real as the Gutchum Gee-Gillie Gah-Ged Or the Bottom-Bo, Bitty-Bree, Slock-Slo Sled Or the Slotum-Slaw Silklie-See Sap-Sucking Sool Who want me at home when I should be in school Or the Google Nosed Liddy Lap Licking La-Lude Who never lets me finish all of my food Or the Gobbin Go Gittie-Gatch Gitchie-Gap Goo.... And you better watch out--so they don't get you!