Beast 1333 — Crypto Monster Fights

Song-intro: Monster trader: “Settle down, settle down! Fresh off transport this morning We have an Agogwe, a Batsquatch and the ever elusive And powerful, Beast of Bray road. We’ll start the bidding at 3 billion Federation credits, each” The many headed Hydra They say the center head’s immortal Man faced Manticore A Griffin was summoned from out the portal Flying nemesis Back in the saddle its the commander Book of Genesis Regenerate limbs like a salamander World of menaces House of Boleskine to swim with Nessie Stinking Skunk Ape Out from its lair fur looking messy Many tentacled Tons of these creatures from tall to tiny Unidentified, mystery creature The tail is spiny Deeper Denizen Up on a perch its a chirping Harpy Drink your medicine Both of its pupils black as a sharpie Crooked Edison Experiments suffer inside of cages Its contagious To wake in the morning and slave for wages HOOK Yo its the Monster Fights (hacking off appendages and fatal biting Cryptozoological creatures covered in sacred writing) It’s a Monster Fight (stolen from the planet to avoid disaster Fighting for appeasement and the freedom from their wicked masters) A Monster Fight (hacking off appendages and fatal biting Cryptozoological creatures covered in sacred writing) The Monster Fights (stolen from the planet to avoid disaster Fighting for appeasement and the freedom from their wicked masters) Rip the pages Straight out this book when I’m done with writing So exciting The creatures with DNA spliced is fighting Seen em goring em Bashing with horns With the fans adoring em They rolling deep And never just one Always three or four of them They touring em Mutated creatures in slave facilities With raised agility They were born with these great abilites Obey civility in exchange for the slaves tranquility In cave vicinities Burning sage to attain divinity I be the trinity 33 but my age infinity Maintain virility spitting lyrics with flexibility Insane humility Irresistible brain mobility I slay nobility Apollonius winged virginity Like coke when 10 a key Music feens that arriving finnicky Realize the truth and proof That the Beast ain’t gimmicky Realize the proof in the pudding my raw material Stay murdering the speakers you’re playing em through Im Ethereal! HOOK Yo its the Monster Fights (hacking off appendages and fatal biting Cryptozoological creatures covered in sacred writing) It’s a Monster Fight (stolen from the planet to avoid disaster Fighting for appeasement and the freedom from their wicked masters) A Monster Fight (hacking off appendages and fatal biting Cryptozoological creatures covered in sacred writing) The Monster Fights (stolen from the planet to avoid disaster Fighting for appeasement and the freedom from their wicked masters) Your burial is imminent Live leak for all the internet The creatures in the ring is violent Silent as they killing it They feeling it The stadium packed with the patrons roaring Never boring As they hacking off limbs With the Kings adoring When they scoring It sends out a signal to light they collars Stellar scholars watch em holla They ballers with space dollars See the brawlers The newer ones thirsty for blood and panicky Insanity, the larger ones scarred up Resemble Manatees, humanity There for the games to fight freaks Behold its Mothman Grabbing a Thunderbird by the beak The Shunka Warakin’s weak Hyaenadons start to howl The Chupacabra is strong And stalking em on the prowl There’s buckets of blood and bowels Some creatures resemble demons Huge behemoths flaming Phoenix Thats burning a slave from Venus Crawling Bunyip None of these creatures have seen the sun yet They ain’t done yet Cuz decapitation wasn’t done to none yet Monster trader: “This is it, the final round and the fight to the finish” (MONSTER FIGHT OUTRO)