Beastie Boys — Car Thief Demo

(Laughs) Hello? This is Rat Weed? No... No! Some static started in the pool hall Hit a motherfuckers face with a cue ball Then I met this girlie, she tried to gank me I hit her on the face with a plank, G You piss me off, I feel like going off On the lam, not teasin with my Uzi, just sprayin I'm trippin and drinkin, stinkin and geekin, when I'm trippin it don't matter what I stick my dick in Me and my crew were out breakin windows My bed, spread legs, and then in goes My jimmy, my jammy, I did her on my knees Then out from her pussy came a set of car keys I'm a city slicker, I'm not no townie Right now, I wish I had another hash brownie Drinkin pints, buggin out on life Goin off cuz tonight is the night To go uptown 'round the 40 deuce I be jerkin off with my head in the noose ya'll Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass C to the H double E B A And now you know just how I start my day First I drink then I got drunk I barfed and then I stunk I'm short but I can dunk And my dick is a tree trunk Yo man you remember back in our high school days? You remember that librarian lady? What's that librarian got going on? I felt so stupid when I dropped my card But when she bent over my dick got hard I told a little joke then she started to giggle But little did she know that I was watchin titty jiggle I'm a writer, a poet A genius, I know it I don't buy cheeba, well I grow it I put on my galoshes and my new rain slicker Went out and bought a light so the herb will grow quicker I dried it in a toaster oven, hid it from your mother I put it in a ziplock bag and sold it to your brother You can't deny me, you always wanna try me Yo, you're just gonna get yo ass kicked! Homeboy throw in the towel, your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell People always tryin to get next to me, had a beautiful experience on ecstacy I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquelizer Punched the face of a money hungry miser Chewin on mushrooms and gettin high People gather round to ask me why Had a caine filled kool with my man Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush You was holdin my dick while I was pissin on your girl I got so much cum I could drown the whole world