Bette Midler — Fit or Fat Fat as I Am

Fat as I am Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan How is it that I'm fat as I am? Fat as I am The camera's gonna add a ton to my can This is the way they say Godzilla began How did I get as fat as I am? "Try it again." All of my friends say I should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again "Look what happened to Liz" All of my sins are not as numerous as... all of my chins! I could audition for the double-mint twins No one in the biz is as fat as I is Ah, but what's a career When you put it next to knockwurst and beer? They could park a DC10 on my rear God knows I got the gas! There goes the chair But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there Ah, you don't give a damn When you're fat as I am!