Bette Midler — Perfect Isnt Easy

[WINSTON, spoken] Rise and shine, Georgette Your public awaits [GEORGETTE, sung] Girl, we've got work to do Pass me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy But... it's.... me! When one knows the world is watching One does what one must Some minor adjustments, darling Not for my vanity But for humanity Each little step a pose See how the breeding shows Uh! Sometimes it's too much for even me! But when all of the world says yes Then who am I to say no? Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl No, girl, you need a pro! Not a flea or a flaw Take a peek at that paw La-dee-da-da Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? Unrivaled! Unruffled! I'm beauty unleashed! (Yeah!) Jaws drop, hearts stop So classic and classy We're not talkin' Lassie! La, ah, ooo, arooo Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl Though many covet my bone and bowl They're barkin' up the wrong tree You pretty pups all over the city I have your hearts and you have my pity Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty Perfect, my dear Is me! Uh!