Bette Midler — Pretty Legs Great Big Knockers

[Verse 1] Pretty legs, great big knockers That's what sells them tickets at the door Pretty legs, great big knockers Honey, these are real show stoppers That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more [Verse 2] They love-ah love-ah these pretty legs, great big knockers That's what makes 'em spend a little more Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers It's pretty legs and these great big knockers That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more [Verse 3] Now listen, ladies. You don't need piano lessons Don't bother learnin' fancy recipe-e-e-es Why improve your mind? It takes up so much time And that's the time you find me selling these [Verse 4] Pretty legs, great big knockers That's what put the two in two by four Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers It's pretty legs and these great big knockers That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more