Bette Midler — Twisted

"How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see. Listen, I've been to the doctor lately. Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?" My analyst told me That I was right out of my head The way he described it he said "You'd be better off dead Than alive." I didn't listen to his jive I knew all along he was all wrong And I knew that he thought I was crazy But you know I'm not. Oh, no My analyst told me That I was right out of my head He said I need treatment But I'm not that easily led He said I was the type that was most inclined When out of his sight To be out of my mind And he thought I was nuts No more if's or and's or but's Oh, no They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild With all my crazy ideas But I knew what was happenin' I knew I was a genius What's so strange when you know that You're a wizard at three? I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me." I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do But I had saw some crazy things Before I came to Now, do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three but I was swingin' They all laughed at A. Graham Bell They all laughed at Edison And also at Einstein So why should I feel sorry if they just Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic That went on in my head I had a brain, it was insane So I just let them laugh at me When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses All because there was no driver on the top Aaaaaaah "Did you ever hear a story like that in your life? Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear? Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya?" Ba, ba, ba, ba! "Oh, here she comes again." Badada, badada, badada. Wo! My analyst told me That I was right out of my head But I said, "Doctor I think that it's you instead 'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new It proves that I got the last laugh on you 'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two And you know two heads are better than one." "Honey, she is twisted"