Biz Markie — Bad Day

[Intro] Ah.. Man, why did it have to happen to me? Man, what did I do to get this? What'd I do to deserve this? Check it out, uh [Verse 1] I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head Not knowin' this would be one day that I'd dread I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live The way this day turned out wasn't my prerogative I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn't no milk Well I don't need no breakfast, I'm too fat anyway I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way So I got my car keys, on route to my job I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed They took my radio and my favorite cassette What a way to start the day, aww - what's next? I get to the office, my boss starts to scream It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream He kept talkin' all this blahse blahse And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?" [Chorus] I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today [Verse 2] Here's somethin' else that happened to me In the middle of this day that's B-A-D To begin this era of grief and aggravation I was parked by a meter and still got a citation Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright A cop pulled behind me at a red light "Your liscence, registration and insurance card" I was buggin' out 'cause it was really hard I didn't do nothin', asked, "Why'd you pull me over? You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?" He let me go and said, "Don't do it again" - "Why," I said, "Thank you officer, you been a nice guy" So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink Guess what happened to me before I could blink They had my truck in the air just about to be towed For $700 in tickets I owed [Chorus] I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today [Verse 3] After all that I could finally go home And rest my feet and get on the telephone I had a unbelievable time in the city I shoulda be down with the [?] committee I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt The fire was too hot, I just had learned So freak it, I'll go to a restaurant I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?" "Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizé" I looked at her and said, "Hey, hey, hey!" She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor I better bring her home so I can stick her So I got her to my house as fast as I can This is like takin' candy out of a baby's hand But when I got her to my room, without no doubt She was so intoxicated that she passed out [Chorus] I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today I'm havin' a bad day Things ain't goin' my way I'm havin' a bad day Today, today [Outro] This is one day That ain't my day I don't know what happened to me But my name is the B Say your peace Say your [?] [?] I'm gonna [?] I'm gonna [?] I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm-I'm gonna...