Biz Markie — Chinese Food

[Intro] Yo, you know this is funky I'd like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing) And 'Left Eye' Lopes But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li [Verse 1] I'mma bring it to you like this Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap Old school like bread and gravy Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady Ain't nothin' you can say to stop this mad man Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man Just like Martin Luther I had a dream In a house with no heat, just kerosene Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection The type to wear Timbs to a wedding reception I'm so smart I even got a GED Plus a vide-oh-oh, BET, and MTV I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms Spendin' money on cars just to pass the time [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good (Egg foo yung) Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good (Fried one time) Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good (Mix it, mix it up nice) I need a coupe of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good [Verse 2] I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma Keep three girls on the couch like "Oh Drama" End every line with period, no comma Hidin' out 'til I'm found like Osama Walk on water, filled with pirahnas Want the tie within coats with no liner If I ever lose my girl, I go find her If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna Right back on ya, yep the old timer Any contract you got, I no sign-a Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a Everything that I wear, is de-signer Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana Biz Mark play his part, the show timer Make any party hot like your sauna Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good (Egg foo yung) Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good (Fried one time) Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good (Mix it, mix it up nice) I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good [Verse 3] It's the Mmah, Zah-aYYAH, Rrah, Zah-KaYYAH When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor In the year two-thou', I'm gonna house I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend When it comes to ice, I got a lot of diamonds I'm hangin at the Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*} Weather is good, about eighty degrees My X-Ray vision seein thongs and G's Thankin the Lord for the beautiful day I seen people sippin' on Tanqueray Everything's the same in the new millen' Seattle is where they got a Hip-Hop Museum So listen to the way I rock the spot Right about now I'mma make you hot [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good (Egg foo yung) Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good (Fried one time) Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good (Mix it, mix it up nice) I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good [Biz Markie] Rrrrrah! The Emmezah.. Hey, Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man, Jet Li! Five Deadly Venoms, the Master Killer Huang Yu, Angela Mayo, okay I'm the Bizz Markie and I came to rock To {???} I can't forget my man by the name of [?] he rock, he rock I'm the Biz and I stop