Biz Markie — Tear Shit Up

[Intro: Biz Markie] Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh Y'all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh Y'all know, uh, uh uh-huh Check it out (Come on!) [Verse 1: Biz Markie] Don't go to Getty, go to Exxon Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun Can't believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone You think I'm a mailman with my delivery Ain't no other brother like the B-I with the Z Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E I got mo' rhymes than Muhammad Ali Not number one but here to have fun Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done Y'all know my competition is none Funky funky fresh from the day I begun You rock with me, you're guaranteed to have a ball Got a big belly, over six feet tall My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football Here's another one to get you off the wall [Chorus] He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear shit up-up-up (Come on!) [Verse 2: Biz Markie] Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame I rock the microphone, emceeing's my game I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper On Three's Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?} Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella Even my acapella will be a best seller She couldn't believe what I had achieved Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves Enquiring minds always want to know How did I get my ill freestyle flow? I just tell 'em straight up without no B Ask me no questions yo, here's my ID [Chorus] He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear shit up-up-up (Come on!) [Verse 3: Biz Markie] I'm not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock When I put the party people in a state of shock I'm like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare 'Cause when I'm on the stage, people throw they hands in the air Wavin 'em wild, like in a frenzy Dog in the house like I'm Spuds MacKenzie I'm just doin it, just rockin' the house Sucker MC's is quiet as a mouse Comin' off the top of my head I'm not dumb so don't be misled When I was young, I never pissed in the bed Always listened to what my moms and pops said Love reggae so much, you could call me a dread Got a big belly so you know I'm well-fed And I'm a lover-lover like my name is Ed And I'm too awesome like K and Teddy Ted [Chorus] He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear shit up-up-up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear-shit up (Come on!) He's Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear-tear-tear shit up-up-up (Come on!)