Bloodhound Gang — Shut Up

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll bork a bork a bork ya like the Swedish Chef Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine I'm like Schneider one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my wall like Daniel-son does I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy [Chorus: 2x:] And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me Second verse is different than the first I'm Jimmy Pop I am Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of corn I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's Right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap [Chorus] And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think that I care what they think I hate people that think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more I hate killing people because I hate to keep score I hate you but you hate yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you [Chorus: To end] And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me