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[Sampled Intro] Food processors are great! [Verse 1] It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this I need something to remind me that there is something else [Chorus] You need a holiday somewhere in the sun With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one Say something, say something else Say something, say something else [Verse 2] Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion If you stare too long, you lose your appetite And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains [Chorus] I need a holiday somewhere in the sun With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one Say something, say something else Say something, say something else [Bridge] One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen (You can have a holiday in the sun, yes Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer) [Chorus] You need a holiday somewhere in the sun With all the people who are waiting There never seems to be one Say something, say something else Go on, say something, say something else Say something, say something else Say something, say something else