[Bo Diddley]
Well, well
That sure is a old man there playing that guitar
My, he look 10 days older than water
[Voice 1]
He he!
Say, look here!
[Bo Diddley]
Oh what that?
[Voice 1]
Look like your process took a recess, ha ha!
[Bo Diddley]
That's alright, at least I can afford to get one
You're wearing one of those do-it-yourself jobs, ain't you?
[Voice 1]
He!
[Bo Diddley]
Say
[Voice 1]
Yeah?
[Bo Diddley]
I wrote a song about you
[Voice 1]
Let me hear it!
[Bo Diddley]
You sure you wanna hear it?
[Voice 1]
I wanna hear all of it, never mind the tempo
You just shove on in there, he he
[Bo Diddley]
Alright
You is one ugly child, who can your mama clean
[Voice 1]
He he!
[Bo Diddley]
Oh, I got another verse, you wanna hear it?
[Voice 1]
Go ahead and sing it, let me hear it man! (Right?)
Lay it down there to me
[Bo Diddley]
Well, if I was your daddy
I'd go and jump in the sea
No, I ain't gonna talk about you like that
After all, it wasn't your fault
[Voice 1]
He!
Look here
[Bo Diddley]
Yeah?
[Voice 1]
I heard you had a new job too
[Bo Diddley]
Is that right?
[Voice 1]
You wanna hear what kind of job I heard that you had?
[Bo Diddley]
And what kind of job I got now?
[Voice 1]
Standin' out in front of a doctor's office
Making people sick, eh he he!
[Bo Diddley]
That's alright, I heard something about you too
[Voice 1]
You heard about me?
[Bo Diddley]
Yes I did
I heard that you were so ugly, that when you cry
The tears run down the back of your head
To keep from coming towards your face
[Voice 1]
He he he!
Say, look here!
[Bo Diddley]
What that?
[Voice 1]
What size shoes you wear?
[Bo Diddley]
10 and a half
[Voice 1]
Yeah?
[Bo Diddley]
That right
[Voice 1]
I figured you was gonna say that
Your feet look like you got on violin cases
[Voice 2]
Hey you fellas!
I still ain't got nothin' to do with it
But I didn't want to tell y'all that
Ain't neither one of y'all good lookin'
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