Bob Seger — Jumpin Humpin Hip Hypocrite

[Intro] Well, hey [Verse 1] Got my hands in my back pocket I'm a jumpin' Unscrewing the light from the socket And I'd rather stand than sit Puttin' all the people in the dark Tellin' everyone good night bye bye I put this out Took them on a back road ride Carryin' the truth in my back pocket My hands are holdin' me down I've been waiting for people to ask me What have you found? (Yeah) [Verse 2] I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite I was dead before I [?] a gypsy She held my head and Fought with my boots 'til my eyes turned red I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite Oh I'd rather stand than sit I've been down to the gutter But then I've lived on honey and butter But with me a life's a game A game I call insane I'm not the one to blame I call it sane [Verse 3] I was hung when I was young I was named insane I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite I broke all the laws before my age I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite Yeah I'd rather stand than sit I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite I turn around to find the clown But with me a life's a game A game I call insane I'm not the one to blame I call it sane [Outro] I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite I'd rather stand than sit I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite I'd rather stand than sit I put this out Took them on a back road ride I put this out Took them on a back road ride I put this out Took them on a back road ride I put this out Took them on a back road ride I put this out (Took them on a back road ride) I put this out I put this out I put this out I put this out I put this out