Bob Seger — U.M.C. Upper Middle Class

[Verse 1] I wanna be a lawyer Doctor or professor A member of the UMC I want an air conditioner Cottage on the river And all the money I can see [Verse 2] I wanna drive a Lincoln Spend my evenings drinking The very best of Burgundy I want a yacht for sailing Private eye for tailing My wife if she's a bit too free Yeah, oh yeah [Chorus] I've been told ever since I was a boy It's what one ought to be A part of the UMC [Verse 3] I want a pool to swim in Fancy suits to dress in Some stock in GM and GE An office in the city Secretary pretty Who'll take dictation on my knee [Verse 4] I want a paid vacation Don't want to have to ration A thing with anyone but me And if there's war or famine Promise I'll examine The details if they're on TV, yeah [Chorus] I'll pretend to be liberal But I'll still support the GOP As part of the UMC (Oh) [Outro] I wanna be a lawyer Doctor or professor A member of the UMC