Bowling for Soup — 99 Biker Friends

Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do Such a big man, such a little chick I think it all goes back to your tiny... Pick-up truck in the driveway, with a sticker on the window, "Rest in Peace #3" Tell all your friends how you put her in her place Seven pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face Such a pretty face... [Chorus] It takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass (Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do) You tell her that you're sorry Blame it on the beer Your dad was mean to you Your friends think you're an ass hole And I do too Overcompensating, for your small shoes Taking her away, but you won't say when Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again When will this end? [Chorus] Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your... I wish Bruce Lee was here right now (With his fists of fury) With his trusty nun- Chuck Norris is still alive So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger All the dudes from Danger Danger Get me A-Team, 50-Cent with his bling-bling And a couple of prison guards (Somebody get a rope... Yeah, how bout it, man) [Chorus] It takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass (99 biker friends) I hope that you can run fast (99 biker friends) Start running now (99 biker friends) We're gonna kick your ass!