Bowling for Soup — Luckiest Loser

Man you're really one heck of a guy Best friends since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time, that was rad We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row I pierced your ear right before the show We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know oo-a-oh [Chorus] Woah Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb And did I mention that you both suck dot com And now you're stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar I guess that make me the luckiest loser I met her at a keger passed out on the yard Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car, that was rad She's got a glow from her spray-on tan Marilyn Manson is her favorite band I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan [Chorus] Woah Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You should run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb And did I mention that you both suck dot com And now she's stuck with you Like a fat guy with a bad tattoo Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper Guess that makes me the luckiest loser Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, you deserve each other I'll leave the when you take her home to meet your mother She was a super star, backseat of my car Those days are over now the night goes on, yeah [Spoken] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb And did I mention that you both suck dot com Now you're stuck with her like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar Like number 2 on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser (That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion) Luckiest loser (I know you know she used to be my girl) Luckiest loser (You'd better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb) Luckiest loser (And did I mention that you both suck...)