Bowling for Soup — Merry Flippin Christmas Happy Freakin New Year

[Verse 1] Hey everybody, holy crap it's Christmas Seems like it gets here faster each year So stop complaining about all your woes And spread some mothertrucking Christmas cheer! [Chorus] Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Merry flippin’ Christmas And happy freakin' New Year! [Verse 2] This is our second Christmas album It's only got five songs or so Most of them were made up while in Boise, Idaho And they're followed by a classic we all know! [Chorus] Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Merry flippin’ Christmas And happy freakin' New Year! [Bridge] So here's a toast to everyone this holiday season No matter what you celebrate this time of year Just don't forget to put us on your gift list We like hot pocks, pizza cookies, and if you’re at a loss Just buy us beer! [Chorus] Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas Merry flippin' Christmas And happy freakin' New Year!