Bowling for Soup — Next Ex-Girlfriend

[Verse 1] I don’t wanna meet your dad Don’t wanna hump your sister Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister And leave me illin for the penicillin [Pre-Chorus] When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over [Chorus] I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend [Verse 2] I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo I know your thinking I’m a weirdo I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know Convince my friends I’m not a homo [Pre-Chorus] If you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out Cuz sooner or later its just over, over [Chorus] I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell Don't wanna be your biggest mistake You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend [Bridge] Tell everyone I'm good in the sack But all your friends were giving you flack And you just couldn’t put up with that So no, you're never taking me back [Chorus] I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell And I don’t wanna spend the time And I don’t need no valentine My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend