Brian Hyland — Mail Order Gun

[Verse 1] It was near the English Channel In the town of Dover Upon a dark November day He passed away No one even noticed he was gone Nobody even missed him at all Lived by himself at the end of the hall That's all [Verse 2] He's got friends and relatives They live in New York City And they should be notified That he has died Sixty-Four long years alone goodbye He lived in the darkness afraid of thе sun Ended his life with a mail order gun [Verse 3] No-onе cried, the church was empty Such a tragic ending But he'll rest in peace today He's found a way Kept his feelings locked inside his head And he did what he thought must be done Ended his life with a mail order gun