Burt Gillett — The Three Little Pigs

I build my house of straw I build my house of hay I toot my flute I don't give a hoot and play around all day I build my house of sticks I build my house of twigs With a hey-diddle-diddle I play on the fiddle and dance all kinds of jigs I build my house of stone I build my house of bricks I've had no chance to sing and dance cause work and play don't mix He doesn't take no time to play, time to play, time to play All he does is work all day You can play and laugh and fiddle Don't think you can make me sore I'll be safe and you'll be sorry when the Wolf comes to your door Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? I'll punch him in the nose I'll tie him in a knot I'll kick him in the chin We'll put him on the spot Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Open the door and let me in! Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin! I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in! Well, they’re too smart for me Yes, I’ll go home He’s gone Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Who's there? I'm a poor little sheep With no place to sleep Please open the door and let me in Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chin You can't fool us with that old sheepskin I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in! See? I told you what would happen When that big wolf came around Only bricks and stone are wolf-proof Now, at last, you're safe and sound Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Who's there? I'm the Fuller Brush man I'm working me way through college Thank you! Now I got you! All right! By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in! Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?