Charlie Puth — Charlie Goes On A Date

Going on a date I really can't be late Gotta get some flowers After I get some food (Do-do-do-do-do, eating at McDonald's) God, I really needed that But I'm already late, oh, crap! Have to come up with an excuse After I get more food (Mmm, now I'm eating at Wendy's) I'm fifteen minutes late She's really gonna hate me I better call her now Oh look, a bakery! (Mmm, yummy, yummy cupcakes) This really isn't good I need to get her a gift Oh, perfect, I can get her one right there! (At the Home Depot, trying to get some wood) Thirty minutes late My chances aren't great [?] if she wants After I fight in this battle (Fighting, fighting, in a battle, blowing people's heads off) I'm putting my foot down right now! (Need to look at these puppies before I go on my date) Forty minutes late (Ooh, lemonade) No more pit stops I gotta make it, oh (Back to fighting in the battle, Molotov cocktails for everyone) Putting the key in (After I get some rest) Gotta step on the gas (After I buy my Snuggie) Total concentration (Ice cream) I'm almost there (More cupcakes) Now I'm at her house! Ooh, Charlie Puth, you dumbass You showed up three hours late She couldn't wait anymore [Phone rings, playing "I'm So Hot"] "Hey Charlie, wanna hang out?" Yeah sure, I'll pick you up right now Charlie the dumbass slept through his alarm Then stalked his friends on Facebook And then went to an office party He doesn't even work in an office