Cheech & Chong — Framed

[Verse 1] I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs When all of a sudden this policeman caught me unawares He said, "Is your name Pedro?" I said, uh, "Yeah, I guess so" He said "Then come with me cause you're the man we been looking for" [Chorus] I said, "Hey, man, I've been framed" "Hey, no, really, man, I was framed" Aw, I never do nothing wrong, man But every time I get the blame (I been framed) [Verse 2] They put me in the lineup and let the bright lights shine There was ten poor dudes like me standing in that line I knew I was the victim of somebody's evil plan When this scroungy looking dude came up and said "Yeah, that's him, man" [Chorus] Hey, wait a minute, man, I've been framed, man Aw, listen to me, judge, I was framed I never do nothing wrong (Aw) But every time I get the blame (Hey, I been framed) [Verse 3] Then the prosecuting attorney started prosecuting on me That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree He said, "Where were you on the night of July 29?" I said, "Man, I was home in bed" He said, "Judge, that man is lying" [Chorus] I said, "Wait a minute, man, I was framed, man" Hey, judge, listen to me, man Really, you got to believe me, I been framed, man I never do nothing wrong (Aw) But every time I get the blame (Oh, I was framed) [Verse 4] Now look, I deny the charges of having any weed And I also deny the charges of taking any speed I deny the charges of selling any grass But when the judge looked down and said "Guilty" I said, "Judge, you can kiss my-" (Framed!) [Chorus] Judge, I'm telling you the truth, I was framed, man I never do nothing wrong (Aw) But every time I get the blame (Hey, I was framed) [Outro] Oh, framed You got to believe me, judge That wasn't even my stuff, I was holding it for a friend, man Could this face life, man? Oh, come on, judge, don't send me to camp, man I just got my car fixed, man Look, I just got a new tattoo and everything, man Oh, man, what a bummer, man Hey, come on, judge, give me a break, please Aw, judge, come on, man, don't take me away, I was framed Man, really I've been framed