Cheech & Chong — Uncle Pervy

Hi boys and girls Hi Welcome to Uncle Pervy's room Hehehehe That's my room hehe Come on Come on in boys and girls And take off your clothes Oh I mean coats Hehe You see Uncle Pevy has something for you You want some candy Hehe Don't be scared Oh no Don't be scared Uncle Pervy likes little boys and girls Now, now boys and girls This is my friend Bruno Bruno say hi to the boys and girls (Groans) Ah, that's good Bruno That's enough Bruno Bruno shut up You go sit in the corner Bruno That's good Okay boys and- Bruno Bruno stop licking yourself That's disgusting Okay boys and girls Today we're going to teach you how to have more fun with your dog Yeah Now, now who wants to volunteer to be the dog Oh, uh nobody huh Oh Bruno Bruno be quiet All right boys and girls We'll play another game I know, I know a real good game But we have to turn the lights out Okay Bruno Bruno go turn the lights out (Click) That's good Bruno Oh Its dark in here Where did everybody go Alright boys and girls Today We're gonna teach you how to light your farts Doesn't that sound like fun boys and girls Okay Now look When I count to three Here Teddy you take the matches Now when I count to three You light the matches and put them right there oh No no right there Yeah okay Alright ready One Two Three Light the matches, light the matches (Boom) Aaaah (?) Turned, turned green Oh boy Okay Alright boys and girls So now Now we're gonna watch a movie And and Today's movie is the story of sleeing beauty Oh boy Now Boys and girls you, you watch the movie And I'll put Bruno out Bruno Bruno come here you're on fire Roll over Bruno Roll over Your humps on fire oh god Put some water Oh that's better Bruno Doesn't that feel good