Childish Gambino — Im So Official

[INTRO] "From now on, that'll be, like, our little thing, like you're, like, a little version of me. I'm carrying you around like-- like in a papoose. It would be amazing." [Hook] I’m so official, all I need is a whistle I’m so official, all I need is a whistle I’m so official, all I need is a whistle All I need is a whistle All I need is a whistle Said I’m so official, all I need is a whistle I stole that line from Wheezy and Lil’ Drizzle And yes, it’s the nigga with the Care Bear kizzles And fuck what’chu heard, I don’t even care a little It’s the B to the izzle, niggas can’t see me Fresh like a baby Sick like a preemie Girls double team me - blow me in the parking lot I used to get fucked over and now I only fuck a lot I love being nerdy, these niggas shop at Wal-Mart I shop so I mall cop, call a nigga Paul Blart I’ma have a drug fart, meaning that my shit’s dope Nigga in a bow-tie - that’s my fuckin’ kinfolk Girls used to say, “Nope!” - like they watch P&R Now they say yes because I’m on before P&R Yes, my European car speaks for itself I don’t wear that fuckin’ jewelry, it’s bad for your health See, where I come from, they would hit you where you’re walkin’ Rip your fuckin’ chain off, leave you in a coffin Stay Stone Mountain Nigga, where my hood at? Niggas say, “You it!” when you drinkin’ with a hoodrat Boy, the beat’s so sick, thank you mc DJ! Chillin’ on my sofa watchin’ Venture Bros. Blu-rays Niggas gettin’ mad because I’m flyer than a Blue Jay Rappin’ and on tv like a nigga LL Cool J Call you on a Tuesday, fuck you like it’s Friday I don’t run no drains, bitch, call my shit the highway Blacker than Mugabe, Whiter than the album I guess I’m in the middle, so call a nigga Malcolm You don’t need to help him DIY - do it yourself, nigga don’t try “Please, just do it!” The girl sound Nike Guess that’s the reason why these niggas don’t like me Girls I don’t know give my penis oral hygiene My dick plays the field like my dick won a Heisman Niggas talkin’ shit and that shit don’t surprise me And I’m so official, got a badge and a nightstick ["Only one question remains, Eric. Why'd you do it? - I'll bet you he gets his kicks giving old ladies the heebie-jeebies - Hell, no. I wanted to see if it felt like pussy!"] [Hook] Said I’m so official, all I need is a whistle Nigga blew up and he didn’t need a missile “He tryin’ too hard.” Homie, this my hobby! I do this on vacation, rappin’ is my golfin’ Young Young Hova, lil’ Lil’ Wheezy Dress the turd up slutty, make the shit look easy, uh I’m the choreographer - ‘cause I’m making moves and you niggas just follow ‘em, uh! Elroy made a funny on you slow ones Yes, my name is Childish, but you guys are children How’s it fucking feel man, being so on fire? Stepping on these short guys like I’m in The Shire I am slow Orlando, oops, late bloomer Money comes quick, but the girls come sooner Opposite gay victim, meaning straight shooter I’m fuckin’ in yo redneck, I’m diggin’ in your cooter, yes Who told them I was so dope? Rapping’s a religion, and nigga I’m the provost I don’t even know those other guys telling me they know my little cousin Lindsay Nigga, I’m busy Um, that’s it though, angry like a pitbull Talkin’ like it’s hard work. Nigga, this is simple Shout out to black nerds, shout out to white ones Shout out to Asians, keep playin’ Street Fighter Shout out to nerd chicks in glasses, sweeter than cinnamon Me and Sick Boi are synonyms People hear my voice and say, “What happened to Eminem?! This shit is absurd! He’s saying the n-word!” Naw, it’s just Bam-B. The nigga that’s crazy for giving shit free And fuck iTunes, I’m doin’ it OG And girls love my dick like a song that’s on Glee Nigga, call me Elroy - because I’m so high That you cannot measure, I’m losing cabin pressure Got drive like a brand new Volvo I’m so official, I’m the Foot Locker logo, nigga