Cole Porter — Friendship

[KING] If you're ever in a jam Here I am [DUBARRY] If you're ever in a mess S.O.S [KING] If you're ever so happy, you land in jail I'm your bail [KING AND DUBARRY] It's friendship, friendship Just the perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot La da la da la da dig dig dig [DUBARRY] If you're ever down a well Ring my bell [KING] If you're ever up a tree Just call me [DUBARRY] If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine Borrow mine [KING AND DUBARRY] It's friendship, friendship Just the perfect blendship When other friendships are out of date Ours will still be great La de la de la de chuck chuck chuck [DUBARRY] If they ever black your eyes Put me wise [KING] If they ever cook your goose Turn me loose [DUBARRY] If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain [KING AND DUBARRY] It's friendship, friendship Just the perfect blendship When other friendships go up in smoke Ours will still be oke La de la de la de hep hep hep [KING] If you ever lose your mind I'll be kind [DUBARRY] If you ever lose your shirt I'll be hurt [KING] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half I won't laugh [KING AND DUBARRY] It's friendship, friendship Just the perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick La de la de la de hep hep hep Woof woof woof chop chop chop Dig dig dig quack quack quack Good evening friends