Cole Porter — Nobodys Chasing Me

The breeze is chasing the zephyr The moon is chasing the sea The bull is chasing the heifer But nobody’s chasing me The cook is chasing the chicken The pea wakes up, pee-wee-wee The cat is taking a lickin’ But nobody’s taking me Nobody wants to own me And I object Nobody wants to phone me Even collect The leopard’s chasing the leopard The chimp, some chap chimpanzee The sheep is chasing the shepherd But nobody’s chasing me Nobody! Nobody’s chasing me The flood is chasing the levy The wolf is out on a spree The Ford is chasing the Chevy But nobody’s chasing me The bee is chasing petunias The queen is chasing the bee The worm is chasing the lettuce But nobody’s chasing me Each night I get the mirror From off the shelf Each night I’m getting queerer Chasing myself Ravel is chasing Debussy The avid chases the pee The gander’s chasing the goosey But nobody’s goosing me Nobody! Nobody’s chasing me The pa is chasing the papa Papa is chasing Mama Monsieur is chasing Madame But nobody’s chasing moi The dove, each moment, is older The lark speaks my petite Tristan is chasing Isolde But nobody’s chasing me Although I may be Juno Believe it or not I got a lot of you-know And you-know-what The snake, with passion, is shaking The pooch is chasing the flea The moose his love call is making But nobody’s making me Nobody! Nobody’s chasing me!