Common — Breaker 1/9 Beatnuts Remix

[Intro: Twilite Tone] Warning, man The CB's, the CB's, man, they're here We gotta, we gotta, ah, b-b-b-b-b-break it on down [Verse 1: Common & (Twilite Tone)] A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble, ooh, the turkey Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me (Uh!) You see I'm tryin' to get the punani But you just wanna block me (Bo!), ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh You see I'm tryin' to get the punani But you just wanna block me (Lick a shot), a come on, a come on So get your rattle rattle thundercloud and broom broom broom Because I gotta gotta get some, el, bow, room So I can Bang-kok, better yet, knock Italy But raindrops keep fallin' on my couch, try to sit with me Tamperin' up my program, so I play another slow jam It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man But you insist on stay and playin' Genesis I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass And don't come knockin' my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo I'm talkin' the his and his and hers, Three's Company too So step to the step to the rear And don't come back now, hear? [Sampled Chorus: Erick Sermon] ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") [Verse 2: Common & (Twilite Tone)] The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here! I'm checkin' my mirror from the rear - - locks are closer, than they appear The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again But ain't no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn't there You're thinkin' that, "Oops, I made a mistake" You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break" You made a mistake on the first take Tryin' to break a leg for take two You shoulda ate your Wheaties And Petey mighta made a breakthrough You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position Wishin' he would listen, so you start to kissin' It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp again So you take vitamins then play the role of friend and talk Try to tell her it's her fault, but Jack your Bean wouldn't Stalk Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner It's fucked up when Your Dick Is Playin' Tricks On Ya So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef, stroke it off, my man Got your thing in your hand, sayin', "I I think I can!!" Damn this never happened before, yeah sure, that's what they all say Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, 'cause old girl is salty What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted It's a pop if you pick up your glove and say, "Yo, I got it!" Hopin' you won't drop, you thought you had it made like Katie What more could go wrong - you got the right one, baby! Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows That you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's [Sampled Chorus: Erick Sermon] ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") [Verse 3: Common & (Twilite Tone)] Walkin' up and then down the strip Lookin' for some hip so I can skip I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script That they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was B-O-Gus So I begin to bust as her friend looked in disgust Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this Enlist in physical fitness, use your brain and mind your business Dippin' from a distance, in an instance I got the digits And blew a kiss to her (THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn't speak to her I hooked up with the one that looked NICE Took her mind, like an ICE 'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill They told her to keep that booty still I been through more hoes than the pill Still I overcame 'cause I got game like a athlete (UHH) In less than a half week, she was ready to do the nasty The drawers dropped, the top off, and as the boots was gettin' knocked I heard the door unlock, it was her pop, he was a cop So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat Like a belt, everything was strapped 'Til my homey asked, ("WASSUP WIT DAT?") The dat was like dis, see, I told him I got busy This was the spy who dissed me 'cause he told her like a sissy THAT WAS FOUL, I went through more blocks than a mile, now it's a dead end The little red Corvette done locked the door and I can't get in No more no more no more and now I know and now I know Don't mess around with CB's, good buddy, ten-fo' (Ten-fo') [Outro: Common & (Erick Sermon sample)] ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB, the break ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB, the break ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB, the break ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") Break it down, break it up ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday") ("Breaker 1/9, breaker 1/9, mayday")