Counting Crows — Useless Stuff

I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world I'm a genius of, useless stuff Some people they gotta work Well I just hang around Dreaming up, useless stuff So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag I feel like a hag, well please shut me up Would you like to live my life? And I'll be with you tonight And I'll be your, useless stuff Oh now everybody wants to be our friend So we act real Zen And hang around with movie stars So if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a drag And I feel like a hag, please kick my ass Girl would you like to live my life? And I'll be with you tonight I'll be your, useless stuff Said I'll be your, useless stuff Now I'll be your, useless stuff?