Crazy Town — Only When I’m Drunk

[Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock, both] I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to bone when i'm alone Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma... ...sittin by the fire Hold on, turn that beat off Nah, keep it going Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin' I get drunk and start talking more shit And when i got a gun in my hand, you better get Out 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk I need a chunk, no better yet, a hunk of that funk Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say "yes, yes" Crazy's comin' thru, you know we're gonna blow up Hold up wait, I think i'm gonna throw up... False alarm I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm When i get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when i'm drunk [Chorus: Epic and Shifty] Yeah, only when i'm drunk Only when i'm drunk Yeah, only when i'm drunk It happens only when i'm drunk [Verse 1: Bret "Epic" Mazur, Shifty Shellshock] It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper That will get out of your seat quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico 'cause I move like i'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homie Le Le All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre But that's 'cause i'm old enough to do that type of shit Goddamn, I gotta piss I pass the mic to Mr. Shift I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin', it must be that brew that that i was sippin' Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin 'cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, I reckon feelin' i got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move feels like I'm stuck in a groove What the fuck was i trying to prove I got a knack for downin' four-o's All the hoes know them doobie bros People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk I might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk [Chorus: Epic and Shifty] Yeah, only when i'm drunk Only when i'm drunk Yeah, only when i'm drunk It happens only when i'm drunk [Outro: Bret "Epic" Mazur] Yeah, one two, one two Only when i'm drunk (x4)