Cyndi Lauper — 911

[Verse 1] There's a riot in the kitchen and the bed's on fire There's a locket in my pocket that I can't find [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I'm at the window whistling in the wind I'm at my own front door and I can't get in [Chorus] I'm dialing up 911 I'm on the brink of trouble again If you could change the time a little Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine [Verse 2] Tell me do you have a home-made remedy The only time we talk is in our sleep [Pre-Chorus] Oh, he likes mornings, I like the moon It's a typical case of too little, too soon [Chorus] I'm dialing up 911 I'm on the brink of trouble again If you could change the time a little Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine [Bridge] My back is in the corner My boat is taking on water You can't wrap fire up in paper And you can't rap your way out of here [Pre-Chorus] Oh I like mornings, he likes the moon It's a typical case of too late, too soon [Chorus] I'm dialing up 911 I'm on the brink of trouble again If you could change the time a little Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine Oh, I'm dialing up 911 I'm on the brink of trouble again If you could change the time a little Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine [Outro: Cyndi Lauper, Pee-Wee Herman] I'm dialing up the 911 I'm dialing up the 911 I'm dialing up the 911 I'm dialing up the 911 The 911 emergency number Is not in effect in the area where you are Please hang up and dial "0" for operator This is a recording, ha-ha!