Cypress Hill — Jesus Was a Stoner

[Intro] Jesus was a stoner, uh-huh Born in Southern California, uh-huh Lying out on the corner, uh-huh While they're tryna stone us, uh-huh You wanna stone us, you wanna stone us Come on stone us They wanna stone us, they wanna stone us Come on stoners [Verse: B-Real] I'm called the weed messiah, grab your lighter You're transfixed with the spliff and your lips higher Like smoke rises, your sex is heightened Inhale, embrace Mary, but don't be frightened I bring the God flower, uplift the people Holy sacrament communion, take and let me feed you No superstitions or crucifixions or false prophets Crosses burnin' in my hand, call it burned object Smoke gathers like holy masses Take a hit, pass it to the left, it's in the passage You know my disciples, this is a new revival Judas rose and took the soil to enrich the cycle Smoking Mother Earth, blessed is the herb Mother Mary save us, thankful for what you gave us Roll it in my papers, share it with my neighbors High as skyscrapers, a cult of cultivators We got the multitude, our sisters and our brothers How I break my bread like it's the last supper I'm the blood of stoners, I'm the higher after Believe me, elevate, hear the sounds of laughter [Chorus: B-Real] I be the greenest rapture Stoner Jesus with the cleanest shatter Sum of demons, that's some genius banter Get the screen capture If you perceive this as some needless chatter You need to heed the Stoner Jesus chapter I be the greenest rapture Stoner Jesus with the cleanest shatter Sum of demons, that's some genius banter Get the screen capture If you perceive this as some needless chatter You need to heed the Stoner Jesus chapter [Outro] Heavenly Father (Heavenly Father) Please come give us a gift (Give us a gift)