Das EFX — If Only

Yo, I hear the floor creaking... "As we go a little something like this, hit it!" [Verse 1: Skoob] Shiggity shaz-bots, hops, I rocks I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops Pops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist They call me Mr. Rapper, so I guess I be the rappist No practice, yo Krazy (Yiggity yes, knocker) Don't bolo like Han Solo, come rough like Chew-bacca So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush Yep, I call ya snaggle if you're puss- Egads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in And plus I piggity-pop your shit like Doug Llewelyn But umm, rarely does my crew get into beef-es I fliggity-fits the mould like the gold that's on my teeth-es Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Blitzy be the eldest I'm hipper than the hip bone, connected to your pelvis So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [Hook] "If only it sounded like this" ".....like this" *repeat x2* "like, this" "like, this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" *scratching of "like this"* [Verse 2: Dray] Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop I'm kniggity-knockin fronts out, daily, troop I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazy Drayzie I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beetle Bailey The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin I swingity-swing more shit than Tarzan be doin I heard that shit was thick that's why I spick like I was span Then I umm, flick my bic and take a dip like Aqua-man So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts I gibbity-got lines like Evel Knievel got bitch stunts Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aiight I figgity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites So I, spiggity-spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock I got more skills than John Han- got cock So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [Hook] "If only it sounded like this" ".....like this" *repeat x2* "like, this" "like, this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" *scratching of "like this"* [Verse 3: Skoob] And away we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father I kiggity-caught The Love Boat at Puerto Vallarta I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chump, can you smell it? Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion Umm, so now what the fuck? [Verse 4: Dray] I give 'em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em I biggity-bangs the chunks cause they plumps when I cook 'em I'm quiggity-quick-quick, thiggity-thick-thick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe So figgity-figado, figado, fi-ga-do I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt I figgity-funked up Sanford, and his fuckin Son So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [Hook] "If only it sounded like this" ".....like this" *repeat x2* "like, this" "like, this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" "If only it sounded like this" ".......like this" *scratching of "like this"*