David Allan Coe — One Monkey

Doctor try'n' to tell me That I'm gettin' low on sap I'm in a strange, she's try'n' to drink me in I think I got the clap Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Po-lice try'n' to catch me Gonna put my ass in jail So it's the end, I got no friends An' I'll never make my bail Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Wa-oww! Fireman wants to sue me Said, "I'll set your ass on fire." Said, "I'll beat ya, I'll mistreat ya." He's a fuckin' liar Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go Warden wants to put me Said, in the 'lectric chair Said, "Good riddance to bad rubbish." He don't really even care Oh, no, that ain't the way I gonna go Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Yeah-aw Fireman wants to sue me Said, "I'll set your ass on fire." Said, "I'll beat ya, I'll mistreat ya." He's a fuckin' liar Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go Warden wants to put me In the ee-lectric chair Says, "Good riddance to bad rubbish." He don't really even care But oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show Oh, no, that ain't the way I'm gonna go Wa-oww!