David Allan Coe — Whips and Things

We're gonna do this song for useless Oh I was into whips and things she was into pain And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane And I was into whips and things she was into pain Oh Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's bar She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car She was the first lady to let me go that far Finger Fuckin' Sally down at Kelly's bar And Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park Yes, good ole Bloody Marys' on the rag again Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark Finger fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life And Finger Fuckin' Sally She became my wife I was into whips and things she was into pain And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane I was into whips and things she was into pain