De La Soul — 3 Days Later

[Intro: Pos] Smoothed out without the R&B (Mercy) Come on! (Mercy) Come on y'all! (Mercy) Come on! There's no R&B in this song Now come along fly children come along Come along fly children come along Come along fly children come along There's no R&B in this song! [Verse 1: Pos] Pushed up a dame by the name of Crystal Her flaunt's to the point just like a missile A habit with ears kiddin' with gold mags And since she fancies facial hair she asked my name (Hey baby what's your name?) Now ever so fab I said I'm wala Miss Wild who used to run tough with Koala She was a winner of my metaphor and she knew that I said "I'm gonna feed your mouth," she said "You do that" Now Crystal stops the jeep I think I'm mad fly She used to have a man wit lots of mad signs Her strut was guaranteed to make a gay smile And in bed she had proved to be real agile I show her to her lounge and I dined her Then she gave me some digits where I could find her I licked her like a stamp Laid and sticked her like a champ But the... um she gave me burn I had to go see the doctor [Chorus] (3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer (Uhhhh) (3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer (Oh yeah) (3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer (3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer! [Verse 2: Dave] Well it was thirty after nine and I was loungin' Tokin' on some smoke 'cause I was poundin' I rang up seven up so we can skip to the mall Thinkin' a good day to shop, but then we got stopped A shooter man said "Yo well it's a stick up" A whole lot of dirt was 'bout to kick up I had screens in my pocket And man, tonight's my date Wit Smokey Sue, now what was I to do? In my head I'm thinking, 'Should I dodge the bullet?' 'Man this kid is bluffin' you can pull it' I feared the whole scene The shooter didn't bluff Now look at me now He shot my ass dead (Yeah) [Skit: Police] You shouldn't have.. (I did, so let's get in the van) You shouldn't have done that (But I did, so get in the fucking van!) (I love you Dave) (I.. I love you Dave) (I love, I love you Dave) (I love, I love you Dave) [Chorus] Skeezer skeezer skeezer Skeezer skeezer skeezer Skeezer skeezer skeezer Skeezer skeezer skeezer!