Dead Kennedys — Too Drunk to Fuck

[Verse 1] Went to a party, I danced all night I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight But now I am jaded, you're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck [Chorus 1] Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck [Verse 2] I like your stories, I love your gun Shooting out truck tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room, wish you were dead You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead [Chorus 2] Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck It's all I need right now Too drunk to fuck [Guitar solo] [Chorus 3] Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm sick, soft, gooey, and cold Too drunk to fuck [Verse 3] I'm about to drop, my head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head, it makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer Put it in your purse [Chorus 4] I'm too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck [Outro] It's all I need right now, oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby And now I got diarrhea Too drunk to fuck Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Ooh, gah!