Dead or Alive — Isnt It a Pity?

[Intro Excerpted Voice] (I must admit we do get along, he's quite a man! No saint of course, but you must have expected that before you married him Maybe that was why you married him...) [Verse 1] I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired And I couldn't count the times that my backside has been admired [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one [Verse 2] I'm a kind of cross between a pupil and a teacher Some have found me lovely, others saw an ugly creature I have found my image has obscured all that I am But who said you can't mix vinegar with jam? [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one [Breakdown] Isn't it a pity (the London image makers... Face is made for mirror breakage You know their magazines Can not affect my self esteem!) Beauty... [Verse 1] I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature Some have thought me lovely, others saw an ugly creature Some have thought me right at times and others found me tired And I couldn't count the times that my backside has been admired [Bridge] Beauty is glitter in my eyes I really wanted roses but you sent me custard pies [Chorus] Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world? But sometimes I feel when I Kick up my heels in the sun I'm the loveliest one