Dean Martin — King of the Road

Trailer for sale or rent rooms to left fifty cents No phone no pool no pets ain't got no cigarettes But two hours of pushing broom buys a eight by twelve four bit room I'm a man of means by no means king of the road Third boxcar midnight train destination Bangor Maine Old worn out suit and shoes don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found short but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means king of the road Every engineer on every train And all of the children and all of their names (And every hand-out in every town) Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around I sing trailer for sale or rent... King of the road king of the road