Deltron 3030 — Meet Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch

[Verse: MC Paul Barman as Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch] What's happening? I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring Rap and sing, unlike the homogeneous clones I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones The more ticklish the more you have Sitting on the curb over what used to be the 'burbs And before that was Canarsie I'm a disturbed and bitter herb; Like saltwater and parsley Mites crawl up, tights fall down That's my mnemonic for a stalactite slash stalagmite You may have this Maglite® It survived the apocalypse And for the fragile force of an agile horse Here's a handful of very special chocolate chips