Devo — Private Secretary

She was a private secretary Till her boss gave her the boot So we was married in Los Vegas And I wore my shark skinsuit She keeps it real wet and dirty And she's always home at night Cause she's my Private Secretary And she keeps my business straight Oh, she wash the clothes Takes dictations She's got a high school education! She was a private secretary Till her boss gave her the boot So we was married in Los Vegas And I wore my shark skinsuit Shе keeps it real wet and dirty And she's always homе at night Cause she's my Private Secretary And she gets my business straight Oh, she wash the clothes Takes dictations She's got a high school education! She bought a fur coat with my money Last week she wrecked the car But I don't mind the inconvenience Cause she always goes too far I turn my TV on the football And she gives my back a rub Cause she don't need no liberation Her diplomas from the school of love Yeah, she wash the clothes Takes dictations (Got a high school education!) There was a session in my office And I thought I locked the door She found my private secretary Naked on the floor So now last week I got the letter But the grammar was incorrect It read "I gots a high paying job in Reno Cause I stills got my self-respect"