Dick Van Dyke — Jolly Holiday

[BERT] Ain't it a glorious day? Right as a mornin' in May I feel like I could fly [MARY, spoken] Now, Bert. None of your larking about [BERT] Have you ever seen the grass So green, or a bluer sky? Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary Mary makes your 'eart so light! (You haven't changed a bit, have you?) When the day is gray and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright! (Oh, honestly!) Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er The daffodils are smilin' at the dove When Mary 'olds your 'and You feel so grand Your 'eart starts beatin' like A big brass band! (*laughs* You 'are' lightheaded.) It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love! [RAM] Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary [LAMBS] Mary makes your 'eart so light! [HORSE] When the day is gray and ordinary [COW] Mary makes the sun shine bright! [GEESE] Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er [PIG] The daffodils are smilin' at the doves *oink,oink* [BERT & FARM ANIMALS] When Mary 'olds your 'and You feel so grand Your 'eart starts beatin' like A big brass band! It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love! [MARY] Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert Gentlemen like you are few [BERT, spoken] A vanishing breed, that's me! [MARY] Although you're just a diamond In the rough, Bert Underneath your blood is blue! [BERT, spoken] Common knowledge [MARY] You'd never think of pressing Your advantage Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed [BERT, spoken] True [MARY] A lady needn't fear when you are near Your sweet gentility is crystal clear! Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert A jolly, jolly holiday with you! [BERT, spoken] It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave Ways that are winning And Prudence and Gwendolyn Set your 'eart spinning Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming [PENGUINS, spoken] Janice, Felicia, Lydia [BERT, spoken] Charming Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat [PENGUINS, spoken] Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane [BERT, spoken] Convivial company, time and again Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts I'll agree are three jolly good sports But cream of the crop, tip of the top [BERT & PENGUINS] Is Mary Poppins, and there we stop!