Digital Underground — Odd Couple

Good googily goo Look what the cat dragged in The mack's back in, we snap crack in We got the jokes for you Uh, look who the Hump bumped into The old one two, rhyme sayer, the paper maker Biz lay the vapors I'm the vapor sprayer for the Himalayas The M-iza A-ya R-iza K-aya I'm the mayor Leavin' emcees in a ditch So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch Humpty Dumpty had a fight with his moms He broke both her legs and both of her arms Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit I told his punk ass he was full of shh Shut your mouth, Biz See you're always trying to take it further I heard you bit a burger with a funky worm in it Well, you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample And Lordy Lord, got you pushing hot dogs Tupac was the only one that was living large And Humpty, your nose is a two car garage I know you got soul I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole No, my nose be in the booty My tongue be in her vertical smile I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell Your moms don't brush her teeth I heard her breath was strong Yo, you wrong Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? The odd couple The city so nice, they had to name it twice New York, New York, the land of lights We got the fashion, the widget, the project ditches The Apollo, the Broadway, The Garden, the Pictures So? We got the palm trees, G's being Hollywood swingin' large Cars around the block with the stars on the sidewalk Every stop lights a show case, not Lexuses Brothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus Ya, that's cool, y'all doin' your thing But look what they did to that man Rodney King They beat him and stomped him like a bunch of grapes When I seen him he looked like the Planet of the Apes Ya, you right, police don't act tight but in the riots yo California niggas wasn't scared to go at po po So yo, I'll take you down like Mavis Every burroughs is thorough, don't forget Larry Davis We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homes Primo and Puff, Hump Easy E and Tupac nigga Scott La Rock and Biggie nigga Compton, Bronx, Oakland, Brooklyn Bridge Golden Gate, plus Huey Newton, Malcolm X You got rats, earthquakes Well, at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos Oh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic nose What about your big ass head? What about your buck ass teeth? Your moms so black, I looked at her and thought that I was asleep Your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phone Come on, man, why we can't get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? The odd couple Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? The odd couple