Digital Underground — Packet Man Worth a Packet Remix

Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, okay? Cool, just trying to get your attention So you can take a look at this invention Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh, sex packets It's like a pill, you can either chew it up Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup And get this, see the girl on the cover? You black out, and she becomes your lover You're trippin' no, I'm serious, these are authentic Yeah, well I don't take hallucinogenics Wrong again, my man, this is way more real But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin' it Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it Well what exactly do I get? Read what it says, look at the picture Bet it says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33 This one here says young black virgin, man this is crazy I'm gonna have to splurge an get me a few of these things How long do they last? Well it depends, let's see These cheap ones here are ten minutes But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour And these here sell for bout 40 'cause you get two girls Yeah it says orgy right, and if you're married, it's no big deal You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin' a pill And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack It's cool, take a packet fool biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Okay, I want these two boxes of three and give my Blondy here And that one that says orgy and, by the way I need something for my woman, sure, I got guy packets cool Give me some of 'em, now let me tell you how to take it Either sit of lie down and you really should be naked Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? This is more then just a dream, it's very realistic and it's gonna Blow your mind so be careful, only take one at a time and Never take one behind the wheel, you'll black out and hit a pole Cool, let's make the deal these are 40, these are 80, and this One here is 10 just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even But don't pull your money out yet, see there's one or two Narcs in this area that sweat me over here, yeah, this looks Kinda cool, 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, sh move, here's my number In case you need to reach me again and remember You need to be as safe as you can there's only one thing Safer then using your hand dial that beeper number And call the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man Yeah, he's the packet man