Dionne Warwick — Anything You Can Do

Annie: Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you! Frank: No you can't! Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Frank: Anything you can be, I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you! Annie: No, you're not! Frank: Yes, I am! Annie: No, you're not! Frank: Yes, I am! Annie: No, you're not! Frank: Yes, I am, Yes, I am! Frank: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge! Annie: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow! Frank: I can live on bread and cheese! Annie: And only on that? Frank: Yes! Annie: So can a rat! Frank: Any note you can reach, I can go higher! Annie: I can sing anything higher than you! Frank: No, you can't! (High) Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) Frank: No, you can't! (Higher) Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) Frank: No, you can't! (Higher) Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) Frank: No, you can't! (Higher) Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) Frank: No, you can't! (Higher) Annie: Yes, I can'(Highest) Frank: (spoken) How do you sing so high? Annie: (spoken) I'm a girl! Annie: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper! I can buy anything cheaper than you! Frank: Fifty cents? Annie: Forty cents! Frank: Thirty cents? Annie: Twenty cents! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: Yes, I can! Frank: Anything you can say, I can say softer Annie: I can say anything softer than you Frank: No, you can't! (Softly) Annie: Yes, I can! (Softer) Frank: No, you can't! (Softer) Annie: Yes, I can! (Softer) Frank: No, you can't! (Softer) Annie: Yes, I can! (Softer) Frank: Yes, I can (Full volume) Frank: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker! Annie: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! Frank: I can open any safe! Annie: Without bein' caught? Frank: Yes! Annie: That's what I thought..., you crook! Frank: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer! Annie: I can hold any note longer than you! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan! Frank: Yes, you caaaan! Annie: Anything you can wear, I can wear better! In what you wear I'd look better than you! Frank: In my coat? Annie: In your vest! Frank: In my shoes? Annie: In your hat! Frank: No, you can't! Annie: Yes, I can..., yes, I can! Frank: Anything you can say, I can say faster! Annie: I can say anything faster than you! Frank: No, you can't! (Fast) Annie: Yes, I can! (Faster) Frank: No, you can't! (Faster) Annie: Yes, I can! (Faster) Frank: No,you can't! (Faster) Annie: YesIcan! (Fastest) Frank: I can jump a hurdle! Annie: I can wear a girdle! Frank: I can knit a sweater! Annie: I can fill it better! Frank: I can do most anything! Annie: Can you bake a pie? Frank: No Annie: Neither can I! Frank: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter! Annie: I can sing anything sweeter than you! Frank: No, you can't! (Sweetly) Annie: Yes, I can! (Sweeter) Frank: No, you can't! (Sweeter) Annie: Yes, I can! (Sweeter) Frank: No, you can't! (Sweeter) Annie: Yes, I can! (Sweeter) Frank: No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter) Annie: Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary) Annie: Yes, I can! Frank: No, you can't!