Dog Fashion Disco — Wheel of Misfortune

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy Black cat staring at me Green witch in the kitchen cooking Red devils in the cupboards [?] or a broken mirror Evil eyes, malevolent glare Spells and curses everywhere Out the woods, step on a crack Sudden crushing heart attack Screaming demons in the alley Cold body in the cellar freezer Waiting [?] in the [?] Death looms over everybody I'll just play dead And [?] Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy [?] [?] [?] All alone with no one to hug me Cut the cake at my pity party Pour me out on the floor Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Drown in regret for all the things that people get Evil eyes, malevolent glare Spells and curses everywhere Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy