Dolly Parton — Dump the Dude

Hey girl, I wanna give you some friendly advice He's got you crying, oh, he's done it again He's made a date and he didn't show You know he's done this to you so many times When you gonna let him go? He doesn't treat you like a lover should He could be so downright cruel Can't understand why you're hanging with him Girl, don't you be a fool Go on and dump the dude You know he's got a rotten attitude He always leaves you in a crying mood Take my advice, don't you think twice Listen to what I'm telling you Go on and dump the dude You know that we've been friends for so many years And I've never ever seen you this way So torn apart, how he gets to your heart With all the little games that he plays Just give him up, get him out of your life Promise me that once and for all You're gonna tell him that it's over and done The very next time he calls - ain't you now? Go on and dump the dude You know he's got a rotten attitude He always leaves you in a crying mood Take my advice, find somebody nice Listen to what I'm telling you Go on and dump the dude Girl, I know you may think this is none of my business But the fact that we're friends, I believe that makes it my business I care about you, but I ain't preachin' I think you should dump the dude I don't know why you'd want to settle for less When you could have so much more You know that you deserve only the best So what are you waiting for? Go on and dump the dude You know he's got a rotten attitude He always leaves you in a crying mood Take my advice, don't you think twice Find yourself somebody nice Go on and dump the dude Just go ahead and dump the dude I believe if the tables were turned You'd be saying the same thing to me...