Doris Day — Im Not At All In Love

[DORIS DAY:] Love, are you nuts? [GIRLS:] Some people can't tell when it hits them! [DORIS DAY:] All you gotta do is say hello to a man And they've got you whispering in his ear All you gotta do it seems is work for him And they've got you going beserk for him If there's a guy you merely have a bicker with They've got you setting the wedding date It seems they've just gotta have some dirt To bend your ear with So before you start, I herewith state I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I Not a bit, not a mite Though I'll admit he's quite a hunk o' guy But he's not my cup o' tea, not my cup o' tea, not he Not an ounce, not a pinch He's just an inch too sure of himself for me [GIRL:] Well of course you've noticed his manly physique and that look in his eyes [GIRL:] Say, I'm sure he can cut most any man down to size [GIRL:] He must he as fierce as a tiger when he's mad [GIRL:] And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad [DORIS DAY:] But I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I Not a straw, not a hair I don't care if he's as strong as a lion Or if he has the rest of ya sighin' You may be sold, but this girl ain't buyin' I'm not at all in love! [GIRLS:] She's not at all in love, not at all in love, oh no [DORIS:] Not a pin, not a crumb [GIRLS:] Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow 'Cos she's not at all in love, not at all in love, she cries [DORIS DAY:] Not a snip, not a bite [GIRLS:] Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes [GIRLS:] He's young and handsome, and smart, and we can't get over it [DORIS DAY:] But this lady's heart he doesn't effect a bit [GIRLS:] It's easy to see that her daffy grin is the grin she always wears And she's breathless because she ran up a flight of stairs Obviously! Naturally! Definitely! Obviously! Naturally! Definitely! Hah! [GIRLS:] She's not at all in love, not at all in love, not she [DORIS:] No, I'm not! [GIRLS:] Not a dot [DORIS:] Not a touch [GIRLS:] No, not much [DORIS:] When I fall in love, there will be no doubt about it 'Cos you will know from the way that I shout it [GIRLS:] You're shouting [DORIS:] I haven't fallen [GIRLS:] She hasn't fallen [DORIS:] I'm not at all in love! [GIRLS:] She's not at all in love!