Dr. Hook — The Millionaire

[Intro] Before we begin, thank you Thank you, all, thank you Thank you Thank you [Verse 1] I'm not a bad person (I know), I don't drink, and I don't kill I got no evil habits, and I probably never will I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire But there's one thing in my favor, I'm a millionaire (that's beautiful) [Chorus] And I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers Well, having all this money is going to bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around [Verse 2] I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year But I'll never be Robert Redford 'cause I'm much to fond of beer Please don't misunderstand me, it's not love I'm trying to buy It's just I got all this here money and I'm a pretty ordinary guy [Chorus] And I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers But having all this money is going to bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around [Bridge] I don't mind if you love me for my money If you love me for whatever else I got But 'cept for all this stuff I'm a lonely Fort Knox I don't guess I'm doing all that hot [Chorus] But I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers But having all this money is going to bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around [Outro] (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money) Hey you! Come here baby (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money, money) Stop cryin', put a quarter in the jukebox Hahahaha (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money, money) Money (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money, money) Money (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money, money) Money (Money, money, money, money) (Money, money, money, money)