Dr. Seuss — Everybody Needs a Thneed

Off the old assembly line Comes another Thneed Answering humanity's each and every need Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do need a Thneed It isn't just a panty vest Use it for a hammock when you need rest It's a toothbrush holder for your weekend guest Your canary will love it, It's a lovely nest Try it in soup, it adds great zest It'll cure those back-ache pains in your chest Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do need a Thneed You'll be amazed, you'll be nonplussed It tastes like bread without the crust Grooms your hair when it gets must Rids your home of dismal dust It's a natural, it's a must Eliminates carburetor rust Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do need a Thneed It's super-duper-hooper-hyper Makes a perfect windshield wiper Foolproof trap to catch the viper Rebuild the brakes from any griper Papa smokes them in his piper Baby says: "Boy, what a diaper" Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do Everybody do-do-do-do need a Thneed